Don't shush me!

...because it's already happened in restaurants, movie theaters, and most recently, at a Broadway show.

At any given moment of the day, there are an infinite number of disconnected thoughts swirling around in my brain. This blog is an attempt at a semblance of peace of mind; a good night's sleep wouldn't be so bad, either.

Note: much of what I record here will be quotes and text messages because my entourage is damn amusing...y'know, 'imho'...
Jun 11
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Some guy on the subway platform today busted out the Rerun dance from What’s Happenin’.  And it was awesome.
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“ Ok I thought you got mad which would have been very uncharacteristic of you and I felt bad which is uncharacteristic of me.
— My brother, after I assured him that I simply forgot to respond to a text message wherein he made fun of my boyfriend.
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“ Seriously, you need to taste my chocolate honey. That sounds dirty but I mean it literally.
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May 31
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Part of a series of advertisements from Zoo Aquarium in Madrid depicting how animals can be more “human” than people.  Click here to see the rest.
Part of a series of advertisements from Zoo Aquarium in Madrid depicting how animals can be more “human” than people.  Click here to see the rest.
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May 30
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  • friend: the only thing that is really scary is when you don't know what's happening while the movie is going on, and when the movie's over you have no idea what happened
  • me: Does the same rule aply to life?
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May 29
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“ Love to one, friendship to many, goodwill to all.
— Unknown
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May 21
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“ I’m at the zoo and literally just saw the monkeys do it.
— text from my bff (on a field trip with her class and clearly a fan of The State)
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May 14
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Maturity

  • me (Yankees fan): I'm going to the Subway Series on Saturday, jealous?
  • friend (Mets fan): i hope that johnny damon chokes on a penis before the first inning
  • me: Yeah, yours.
  • friend: BURN
  • me: When you pee?
  • Not good
  • friend: exactamundo
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I forwarded a ridiculous LiveLeak clip to my bf and bff’s this morning.  The former just emailed me back to tell me that he saw it when it originally was on the news and that he was literally dying from laughter.  I didn’t have the heart to tell him that if that were indeed the case, he’d be dead right now.  Oh, the pitfalls of dating outside your college major…
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May 13
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Everything old is new again

“It’s official — the CW on Sunday picked up the Beverly Hills, 90210 spinoff to develop as a series.

In other and perhaps more interesting news, original cast members Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling are returning for the new series. Garth has signed on in a recurring role, reprising the part of Kelly Taylor, who now will be a guidance counselor at her West Beverly Hills High alma mater. And Usmagazine.com is reporting that Tori Spelling — Ms. Donna Martin herself — is also onboard.

90210 centers on a three-generation Beverly Hills family, including a hard-drinking grandmother (Jessica Walter), a former Olympian mom (Laurie Laughlin) and her teenaged daughter (Shenae Grimes).”

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