2008

The Jewish joke

A friend sent this to me and I figured at least 1 other person out there would get a kick out...

"Hello Kitty" Dog Tattoo

Poverty-stricken parents send children to...

Zimbabwe, oy vey...

“Executive decision. Are gaucho pants ever coming back?”
— text from the bff

me: Well, I had heard through the grapevine a long time ago that she was dating an older Orthodox guy.
my dad: Or, as they say in the Orthodox community, you heard it through the Manischevitz-vine.

Quintessentially NY (clearer but unsaveable version here)

I was very excited/mildly surprised that “truthiness” was one of the answers in the NY...

Weird sauce

Last night, my bf posted this Durex ad to his blog.  I found it to be quite humorous, saved the...

Some guy on the subway platform today busted out the Rerun dance from What’s Happenin’. ...

“Ok I thought you got mad which would have been very...”
— My brother, after I assured...

“Seriously, you need to taste my chocolate honey. That...”

Part of a series of advertisements from Zoo Aquarium in...

friend: the only thing that is really scary is when you don't know what's happening while the movie is going on, and when the movie's over you have no idea what happened
me: Does the same rule aply to life?

“Love to one, friendship to many, goodwill to all.”
— Unknown

“I’m at the zoo and literally just saw the monkeys do...”
— text from my bff (on a field...

Maturity

me (Yankees fan): I'm going to the Subway Series on Saturday, jealous?
friend (Mets fan): i hope that johnny damon chokes on a penis before the first inning
me: Yeah, yours.
friend: BURN
me: When you pee?
Not good
friend: exactamundo

I forwarded a ridiculous LiveLeak clip to my bf and bff’s this morning.  The former just...

Everything old is new again

“It’s official — the CW on Sunday picked up the Beverly Hills, 90210 spinoff to...

“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a...”
— C.S. Lewis

“Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this....”
— Julian Barnes, in Flaubert’s...

lomo: We heart it / Visual bookmark for everyoneI’m a...

Went to see David Mamet’s November yesterday.  Lots of curse words, even more laughs.  Nathan...

B/c we often lament the fact that no one...

me: Just got in my car and Dream Weaver is on the radio. No one else would appreciate that!
bff: Does that mean you believe you can make it through the niii-high-t?

I saved this image so long ago, I can’t remember where...

seriouslythough: Oh how I love this.Totally exacerbated by...

“If you get sick at the airport, does that make you...”
— my dad

“We overslept. In the morning I watched him dress...”
— Modern Love: The College Essay...

-Amy’s Indian mattar paneer is pretty delicious. -I Survived on the Bio channel is a sick...

sharingtime: Last night I met a newborn of a co-worker. He was holding his tiny girl in his arms...

One of my favorites from the Cans Festival

sunluvr: The World’s First Digital Camera kodak.com —...

“Wine is strong The King is stronger Women are stronger...”
— Rosslyn Chapel

dhk: Greetings from Guantanamo Bay … and the sickest...

What I Learned on the Subway Today

Muslims hate Pagans! I wish I could say that this statement was heard out of context but I’m...

Personally, I think by the time you’re in your mid-late 20’s, you shouldn’t be...

“No matter what is going on Never give up Develop the...”
— H.H. the XIV Dalai Lama

In the near future, I want to make some funky-flavored cupcakes.  No particular reason, just some...

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: travors: elpasajero: Pac-man...

Stuff On My Mutt

-Just watched Larry King’s interview with Stephen Colbert on YouTube (link to part 1 of 4).  I...

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“…and it was all from ennui, gentlemen, all from ennui;...”
— Dostoyevsky I am so: bored,...

Green Owl Records

House the Homeless

I'm a monster!

More specifically, I’m these three: Troy Matthew Brenda

“we possess the power, if this should start to fall apart to...”
— vnv nation - ‘the farthest...

Last one I’m posting: Support the cause of women...

Because both suggestions make me think of my boy. (Say...

Note to self?

Want.  The images to follow are from this book/designer. 

I just tried to post the audio for Coldplay’s Violet Hill (from their forthcoming album due...

confessions: bg5000: danhacker: Conan, ET an and Vigo the...

“Do I watch a Tuesday show?”
— text I just received from one...

Bought Augusten Burroughs’ latest, A Wolf at the Table, today.  It felt like far longer than...

“A dozen friends reporting on bars and parties and clubs, all of which was fine but none of...

-Mazel tov to Amy Poehler and Will Arnett (love them), they’re having a baby!  Speaking of...

The Smoker - by David Schickler

randomonium: 15% of Americans believe that the United States can impose democracy by force on...

“In my next life, I hope I’m born rich instead of...”
— my dad

Listen

My bf longs to move upstate so I sent him this pic with the...

“When you walk on eggshells long enough, it becomes difficult...”

One Sentence

Lovely little...

Stole this off my bf’s blog- A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist...

New Chemical Weapon 'Ennui Gas' Induces...

Reveal Your Secret Hobbit Name

nice story.

bellavita: this is one of those stories i need my girlies to remember. when i’m here. when i’m not....

Steve Carell on How to Act Brilliant

Bob Dylan and Sam Cooke were right...

More than halfway through Passover ‘08.  Seems like a good time for reflection.  Passover...

My college bff hates pugs so of course, I always send her links to pictures of them.  Teen Wolf Pug...

fatmanatee: This needs to be dashboard friendly.  Via...

“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”
— Akiro Kurosawa (No worries,...

This made me think of this: SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You’re serious? GEORGE: Yeah. It’s a...

Joining the bf and his fam for the 2nd Seder tonight.  Yet I still question his feelings for me. ...

I feel old.

I was just checking out the Central Park SummerStage schedule and I pretty much have no idea who any...

His proposal pops up in USA TODAY puzzle

mallisser: Chris inspired me to buy raspberries.  I made...

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

ashers: A Do-You-Think-He-SaurusI just laughed out loud at this joke. Then I told my dad (because...

davereed: danhacker: This is a good indicator which side of...

caragh: jessicap: OMG Jim bought a ring! *”The Office”, of course. I have not seen the episode...

Dan Savage's written eulogy for his mother.

gtmcknight: Brooklyn, NYMy love affair with Brooklyn...

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And Death Shall Have No Dominion

And death shall have no dominion.Dead mean naked they shall be oneWith the man in the wind and the...

“I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want...”
— John Burroughs (via...

onemoretimewithfeeling: Grammar stops at love, and at...

me: You're one sarcastic s.o.b.
my brother (who's 30): Oh u called mommy a b!

Don't bother me man.

fortheloveofpencils: Good god.  don’tshushme I just sent you a book via e-mail.  Seriously.  I...

My bf just posted the following on his blog, as well as on facebook (which he’s not even...

“These episodes are about bravery. No ferry boats crash, no...”
— Shonda Rhimes in this week’s...

There is definitely a certain romantic quality to the...

I received an email from one of my professors Monday evening, saying she’d like to schedule a...

sarazucker: if i thought this may happen, i would have...

Sparkly!

A good friend/fellow HIMYM fan just sent me the following from the TV Guide blog: As you will...

“Hyperbole is the best thing ever!”
— I adore niche humor.

Fun fact: Elvis Presley’s hair was naturally a dirty blond color.  He dyed it to look like his...

“Why is marijuana illegal? In twenty words or less: “Reefer...”
— Marijuana - Everything Shii...

(via itscastro) 99 words but a bitch ain’t one.

The Ones We Love

Best season ever!

April 29th - new Augusten Burroughs book May 20th - new Chuck Palahniuk book June 16th/17th - new...

“In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases.”  …is not on the...

Of course, all the cheap affordable seats for Phillip Glass’s opera Satyagraha at The Met are...

(via Wooster Collective) …so that’s how the...

Rock of Love 2 season finale (you can't...

Girl 1: You degraded me by calling me a stripper.
Girl 2: That’s your profession!

thedancingelkclub: For a pretentious book loving, grammar...

(via Lindy Kanand) My best friend from college loves all...

“Here’s hoping tonight’s 30 Rock is good enough for me to...”
— me (via andrklein) It totally...

Stalin joke

Knock knock. Who’s there? I’LL ASK THE QUESTIONS! [Robin Williams]

“Ice cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn’t illegal.”
— Voltaire (via livejamie) Like...

(via konrad) Sue me but this was too cute/sweet not to...

Artists I'd like to see in concert this...

Foo Fighters Ryan Adams DMB (already seen them a few times) Billy Joel I’m sure this list...

me (after seeing Jason Segel on the cover of Heeb magazine): Hey, you know who's Jewish?
my dad: Gabe Kaplan.

sometimes people on tv actually say...

iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou: there is no faith without hope no justice without compassion  and no...

ashleystar: viaI’m not a morning person.

On learning to walk in high heels

college bff: start with a wedge
cbff: those are easy
cbff: like sunday morning, or your mom for example

askvero:                              Photo (via) There’s good reason this photo has 181...

Are there any attractive red-headed men other than Eric Stoltz?

iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou: (via lovelifelivelove)Love is in...

(via Kate Sutton) Such a sweet toy/image.

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational...

onemoretimewithfeeling: The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take...

adamo: (via)Wow. Rumor has it that the French aren’t...

what would you sing at a karaoke bar?

sarazucker: roxanne by the police, absolutely.I like to perform one-hit wonders from the rap...

Saw this book in an email I received from Amazon today and...

emilyposts: lust. (flickr | Zach...

lovepuppy: PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION verenasays: OK, so in...

A day in the life

This morning, as per usual, I woke up, poured myself a cup of coffee, and sat down in front of my...

“I tell you, the more I think, the more I feel that there is...”
— Vincent Van Gogh (via scout) I...

Created using the entire movie script (larger version...